If the government can get a stay, then I want one, too. I鈥檇 like to apply for a stay on media coverage of all the self-serving, misleading spin the government and the teachers are throwing up. At least until something genuinely important happens in this eternal whine-fest.
It鈥檚 not likely, of course. There鈥檚 an obligation to cover this never-ending grudge match because the stakes are so high. But it鈥檚 been four weeks since the B.C. Teachers鈥� Federation鈥檚 big victory in court concerning the 12-year-old contract.
All that has happened since then are matching displays of sulky hurt feelings, blind refusals to recognize the obvious, cherry-picking details to suit one side or the other and the nursing of grievances from days and years gone by.
The decision was a huge win for teachers and a correspondingly huge loss for the government. Sometimes people step up and react to momentous events appropriately. This is not one of those times.
After a succession of news conferences this week, it seems clear the union and government are moving further apart, despite the court鈥檚 urging that they get together.
BCTF president Jim Iker held one to announce the union is taking a strike vote next week. (There had been an agreement both sides would keep their mouths shut in public about contract talks, but apparently the decision to call a vote voids that.)
It was an extended-play bleat about the unfairness of everything. Some of it was justified, given the court decision. But considering the position of strength the union is now in after the decision, it was surprising to listen to such a long whine.
Iker said all the right things about class sizes and the treatment of special needs in the makeup of those classes. But he said just as much about the union鈥檚 determination to get a wage hike. For all the talk about the quality of education, this is also just another fight for more money for teachers.
Iker went on at length about the unfairness of the government鈥檚 offer. It鈥檚 unreasonable and disjointed and provocative. It鈥檚 disrespectful. 鈥淭he indexing is vague.鈥�
But it鈥檚 an opening offer. Opening offers are never fair. That鈥檚 what negotiations are all about.
And missing from his media event was any explanation of why they鈥檙e holding a strike vote before the union has even tabled a position. He acknowledged the union hasn鈥檛 put a percentage number on the table. Yet they鈥檙e beating the war drums even before they鈥檝e traded offers.
The reason they haven鈥檛 put down a number yet is because when they do, it鈥檚 going to be a whopper. They want parity with other provinces. They want some kind of per-capita measure jacked up by $1,000 a head, they want a 鈥渕arket adjustment鈥� and a cost-of-living hike.
On the other side, Education Minister Peter Fassbender has made several appearances that have contributed next to nothing. Wednesday he said: 鈥淲e鈥檙e now going to allow the court process to take its natural course.鈥� As if that has worked for them up to now.
And he continues to insist a 10-year deal is plausible. These two outfits can鈥檛 even walk together to the start line, and he wants to commit to a marathon.
The bargaining agency鈥檚 lead man, Peter Cameron, did a half-hour media turn this week. He spent part of it saying the court decision isn鈥檛 relevant to negotiations.
He sounded like someone sitting in his living room, ignoring the elephant beside him.
When he did acknowledge it, he said it was 鈥渧ery unhelpful.鈥� And he went out of his way to defend the previous negotiator, whom the judge landed on for bad faith.
By some miracle, both sides are still scheduled to continue 鈥渘egotiating鈥� sessions. They鈥檝e met since the court decision and they鈥檒l meet even past the strike vote.
Watching these outfits do contracts is like watching two sworn enemies enter a three-legged race.
They鈥檒l eventually put together some kind of grudging ceasefire, as they always do. But it鈥檚 getting harder to put up with all the nonsense that comes with it.
