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Bill Vance: The Li鈥檒 Red Truck was a 1970s anachronism

Tightening emission rules and skyrocketing insurance rates killed muscle cars in the early 1970s. Those lightweight intermediates pioneered by the 1964 Pontiac LeMans GTO option featured big V-8s in relatively light cars.
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Vertical exhaust stacks behind the cab revealed the goal of the Li'l Red Truck: To be just like the big-boy trucks.

Tightening emission rules and skyrocketing insurance rates killed muscle cars in the early 1970s. Those lightweight intermediates pioneered by the 1964 Pontiac LeMans GTO option featured big V-8s in relatively light cars. Now they were facing insurmountable sales resistance.

They were out of place in the austere 1970s, a decade demanding cleaner exhausts and higher fuel economy. This resulted in poor running engines, bringing a new word called 鈥渄riveability鈥 into our vocabulary. It was a hunkered-down era far from the freedom and performance of the 鈥50s and 鈥60s.

With car engines weakened by hardware such as air pumps and lower compression ratios for the lead-free gasoline needed by catalytic converters, some performance enthusiasts turned to light trucks for their fun. Trucks were largely exempt from emission legislation and relatively inexpensive to buy.

Nobody stepped up to this new performance darling category with more enthusiasm than Dodge. Their first foray was the 1977 Dodge Warlock, a pickup adorned with gold pinstriping and genuine oak racks. It came in several colours and could be had in a four-wheel-drive Power Wagon version. It was just the prelude to an even more outlandish pickup for 1978.

This was the Li鈥檒 Red Express Truck that arrived mid-year. It was based on the regular Dodge D150 half-ton Utiline narrow-box pickup with a 2,921-mm wheelbase. But that鈥檚 where the relationship to utility ended, because the Li鈥檒 Red Truck was strictly a toy for big boys.

Naturally the Li鈥檒 Red Truck came only in red, in this case Bright Canyon Red for 1978 and Medium Canyon Red for 鈥79. It got Dodge鈥檚 upscale Adventurer cab embellished with a golden 鈥淟i鈥檒 Red Express Truck鈥 decal on each door. It could be optioned up with personal choices such as extra instruments, including a tachometer.

For a special touch of 鈥渨orkin鈥 truck鈥 cachet, the cargo box had oak panels bolted to the sides and tailgate. It rode on fancy chrome-plated wheels fitted with LR60-15 white-letter Goodyear radial tires.

But what really separated the Li鈥檒 Red Truck from other pickups were two 63-mm diameter vertical chromed exhaust stacks, complete with perforated heat shields, that poked out from under the box at each corner of the cab and rose up to discharge above roof level just like the 18-wheelers the Li鈥檒 Red Truck aspired to be.

Those precocious pipes were fed by a 5.9-litre (360 cu in.) V-8 engine modified and reinforced to pump out 225 horsepower at 3,800 rpm and 295 lb.-ft. of torque at 3,200. It breathed through a four-barrel carburetor and was adorned with chrome-plated rocker covers and a twin-snorkel air cleaner.

This big-inch thumper drove through a three-speed LoadFlite automatic transmission, a beefed-up version of Chrysler鈥檚 famous TorqueFlite car unit.

With barn door aerodynamics and weight of 1,588 kilograms plus, one would have expected only mediocre performance. But there was a surprise in store. That big, brawny V-8 combined with a low 3.55:1 axle ratio, stiff cargo-carrying rear springs and low-profile 60-series tires turned out to be a hotrod sleeper.

When Car and Driver tested a Li鈥檒 Red Truck in November 1977 (fitted with special large-port cylinder heads), they compared it with eight hot cars of the day including a Chevrolet Corvette, Pontiac Trans Am, Porsche 924 and Saab Turbo. The truck beat them all with a zero to 161 km/h (100 mph) time of 19.9 seconds.

But while the testers found Li鈥檒 Red quick in acceleration and good for 191 km/h top speed in spite of its bluff shape, they also found a ride that was noisy and rough. This is not surprising with those giant stacks blasting out at ear level and a suspension designed for hauling cargo, not coddling passengers.

Dodge sold 2,188 of its macho playthings during a shortened 1978 model year and carried it into 1979 with minor changes. Sales totalled a surprisingly good 5,118 for 1979, in what turned out to be a bad year for the Chrysler Corp.

Chrysler was caught with its products going one way and public preference going the other. It was suffering with a line of large out-of-date cars, but it wasn鈥檛 alone. The whole North American industry was in the doldrums due to the arrival of the second oil crisis of the decade.

With emission standards continuing to tighten, it would be the last year Dodge would offer the Li鈥檒 Red Truck.

The audacious little rig had been a brief reincarnation of the 鈥60s muscle-car era, this time masquerading as a commercial vehicle. It was outrageous and impractical and definitely out of step with the times, but as a kind of disguised hot road it was a rare interlude of good old irreverent fun.