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Why monkeys make you thinner...

Here鈥檚 the thing about exercising鈥 will do pretty much anything to get out of it.
Here鈥檚 the thing about exercising鈥 will do pretty much anything to get out of it.听 So why would I subject myself to 迟辞谤迟耻谤别?听听

In the past couple years there have only been a few instances where I have gone above and beyond in the exercise department鈥ach took place in Japan.听 听
My beautiful monkey reward.
My friends, this is the reason the Japanese are teeny-tiny and live a very, very long time鈥efore you can appreciate the unbelievable architecture, reach spiritual enlightenment, or feed the monkeys鈥ou have to climb 80,000 steps, visit 88 temples as an , or climb a mountain鈥nd before that they force you to eat raw fish and $80 square watermelons.听
No, they don鈥檛鈥ut there are miniscule octogenarians climbing hundreds of stairs to get to shines, walking pilgrimages in Shikoku, and scaling to admire the primates鈥nd they鈥檙e doing it in kimono and .听 So, this 250 pound gaijin sucked it up and did it too.

Hopefully, Jonathan has some Shinto shrines and a macaque or two to dangle in front of me to keep me going.